Yeah. It's kind of his thing.

Drink a cup of coffee.

He's an asshole. Dump him.

Say "no".

Cheer up. Back in the good old days you would have been run out of town for your trifling ways.

Male answer syndrome earns you a poke in the eye at my house.

Friedrich Nietzsche was an ass.

They said the same thing about the blacks and the gays. So far the military has managed to shake it off and keep right on killing.

Were you able to bring your extensive knowledge of the vagina into play?

The food is terrible and the portions are so small!

I totally agreed that Lena Dunham is trying.

She's piggybacking on a friend's mental illness for the publicity. That's trying alright.

Turn off the teevee and go for a walk.

You can't hate Calliou! He's the sweetest little bald kid in the world.

I am so sorry for your family's loss.

I make new friends.

These helped me quit four years ago. Walmart carries a much cheaper generic.

Yawn.

For the love of God, spend $40 and have someone clean once a week.

"Dammit".