It ever occur to you that she couldn't afford her phone bill?

The people of Gawker Media are incredibly thin skinned.

Raising children isn't rocket surgery.

Send her cash or diapers.

Why would we want to be fair in this instance?

This just in: publicity stunt works.

Ellipses have three dots.

lol

Your Paul Bunyan advice is so bad that I can only assume it was done purposefully to elicit responses to the contrary.

We just know that every time this couple argues the one is going to bring up the fact she wrote a musical to propose.

I really wish she had said "no"

Thank you! Watching Nomar hit used to make me scream.

My cousin's wife does a sort of macrame and turns them into tote bags. I think your gramma should make them for Christmas presents.

It is Ebola virus, simply one that doesn't kill humans, yet.

This made me laugh aloud. Thanks.

If I recall correctly, Ebola Reston went airborne.

Why should they be the only ones?

This reminds me of Chris Rock's routine about the skeevy guys who eat at strip clubs.

I'm putting $20 on dumpster dude. He's in fighting trim after sweating in that steel box all summer.

I forgot Jeff Goldblum was one of the Golden Girls. He played Dorothy, correct?