Don't try to bring your level-headed logic into this.

I'm going to buy 20 vanilla creme filled maple bars, take them to my child's classroom, and announce that they are penis pastries. Then I'm going to post about the experience on Reddit where everyone will praise me for being sex positive.

Please, no Elizabeth Moss.

He's the dean of the college where he teaches and, while he may be a bit too hipster for my tastes, the dumpster thing is fascinating.

I miss the good old days when Martha was in prison.

Nothing more expensive than a cheap "converted".

lol

A complete and total dick.

http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2011/11/gramma…

lol

She sounds like a monster with all that gift buying. *Shiver*

I'd wear the heck out of these if Komen didn't get any money from them.

With friends like these...

Sorry. Yours was not the message I was responding to.

Uh huh.

I'm sorry this is happening. Good luck.

Stop trying to talk yourself into cheating. Either dump your boyfriend or marry him. Four years is long enough.

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A lot of sex things are gross if you're not into them. Given time, you might discover you like it. Or not.

The chicken noodle with extra noodles are my secret to feeling better.