The AMA doesn't make diagnosis.

Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen.

Starting your own religion is a sign of severe mental illness.

That's a firing.

Sadly, genius is no protection from mental illness.

You'll notice the diamond's quality wasn't mentioned.

The look on the bride's face says 'I'mma cut a bitch'.

No.

He's going to cheat on you with a pretty little blond while you're pregnant with your second.

Are you always this boring?

I'm no doctor, but I would call that an allergy.

Holmes was a very, very bad man.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/first-aid/firs…

Please don't give bad medical advice.

Stop using ice and go to to the ER now.

Stick with the burner. It's not like you get a cookie for giving Gawker your personal info to monetize.

Tell her 'no'.

Hang in there.

It takes six months after you are healed before you are well again. Give yourself permission to treat yourself gently. And turn off the news.

I would let my parents deal with when or if they need a new dog.