Great advice all around. Stop fighting the man and just copy them. They laid the success road down tight! Skip the ebonics, baby mommas, food stamping, victimization, black ethno studies and fight the power fist in the air mumbo jumbo. Just study hard, get a degree in buisness or economics or STEM. Graduate and get an…

Who’s saying they don’t? Unlike with the Russians the foxes, it’s not like anyone is trying.

“school” is “not” a “prison” and we already know you’re a “slut-shamer”.

Can a black man tell you to shut the fuck up?

With all that personal background, your comment is even more embarrassing.

I hope this is a joke.

I imagine it’s like any other assault that involves witnesses and what not. It’ll have the same challenges, but it’ll be a nice tool in cases where the former status of misdemeanor would have been pleaded down to nothing or something even more minor.

You think they’re grasping with the grinding?

That’s how you’re translating it. My translation is a bit different. Like, for example, the time some random guy tried to digitally penetrate me from behind (but just missed) while I was wearing a skirt at a concert at the uni bar. I couldn’t get away from him, since it was packed, so I had to drop an elbow in his…

Wait. Why would you peel a peach?

Sure, you may think she’s obviously not actually black but you’re looking at her now after the truth has been revealed. It’s hard to know if you would have come to the same conclusion before.

I expect a lot of people looked at her and thought, “Is she black? I’m not sure. She doesn’t really look black but maybe my…

Because I went out to dinner and wasn’t available to approve her brilliance. (Until now.)

Does anyone else want to blow into that thing that kinda looks like a bagpipe to see what it sounds like? We could call it a rag-pipe and marching bands could play them in parades.

Camel(toe)Bak?

There’s still a frightening lack of progress in today’s gadgets and scientific knowledge. Enough to make me want to cryogenically freeze myself until the year 2300 lol.

Right? It’s like I keep telling you fugly sluts, men are the real enemies. I’m not about to apologize for being pretty and popular and not giving bad handjobs like some people I could name. If you bitches keep being jealous of me I will cuntpunt you into next week. Now fry like bacon you little freshman PIGGIES!

A WHOLE NEEEEEEEW WOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!

Yes. I recall once I put a stiff winter overcoat on my toddler son and sent him out to the backyard. He tripped of something and rolled over under a bush and because of the coat, could not maneuver. He rolled back and forth, flailing his little arms like a turtle on its back and I laughed so hard I peed a little. Poor…

A. My wife stepped in poop while barefoot one time. She proceeded to put the soiled foot in a bucket of bleach, then burn it off with a flamethrower. I know this kid’s anguish.

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