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She’s like 50 years old! Most people her age are one-fingered typers anyway.

I would emotional-buy the HELL out of a Period Day sale, especially if I was feeling super bloated and just wanted to look *cute* goddamit!

You said it best, yourself, “ If it is true, it is horrible indeed.” Knowing that you realize that it may be true and yet you still troll away is really sad, my friend.

no worries. as you can probably tell from my text style, i’m not exactly a grammar/punctuation nazi, myself. ;)

To be absolutely clear: I’m not defending this sentient piece of dogshit, and I totally agree with you that she shouldn’t be within a million miles of any kid (or, frankly, any adult. Or animal. Or tree. Or bacterial microbe).

Wait, how does her doing this while pregnant make it more disgusting? I’m pretty sure we’ve already hit peak awful here, right?

i’m not offended at all, i just wasn’t sure how to reply and haven’t had a chance yet to sit down and read your responses thoroughly (they are kind of long) and give them the thought they deserve. i agree with what you’re saying about how we all are prone to generalising and forgetting the experiences of people

Will Smith as Howard Hughes sounds amazing. Is it too early for an Aviator reboot?

That’s like $840,000.00 worth of leaves you’re about to toss :-(

As a former “fresh off the boat” immigrant (what people have called me and my family) I completely believe the nytimes article. You want to meet people who exploit immigrants? Look at their closest community first and foremost. Talk about brutal. This is one area where I think that the “evil white man” is only one of

Nothing more American than exploited workers protesting in defense of their abusive employers because the desperation of our economy has mind-fucked them into Stockholm Syndrome. Welcome, immigrants, you have assimilated in the most important way.

WHAT???

Pro-she makes a great dinner. Looks fantastic for her age.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

I’ve never worked in food service but my best friend has and he was working at a pizza/fried chicken place inside of a party store/24 hour gas station and people ALWAYS thought he was lying about the pizza. Or just make up things that they thought the restaurant SHOULD have.

Uh no WONDERFULLY executed sarcasm

The funny (but not really) thing is that ‘alpha’ males are bitching that women only want to fuck the ‘lesser’ ‘beta’ males now and can’t handle manly men.

you nailed it!