Back in my day we didn’t have no toddlers, or teens, or seniors. And the only ageing was babies to kids, but I didn’t hear no one complaining.

The closest thing I can think of is Lionhead’s The movies games. Just think the sims crossed over with a movie tycoon game. you could direct and make your own short movies using 3d characters, etc. But inside the game the “actors” and other people also had their lives to lead. they could train up their skills,…

For heaven’s sakes, give it a rest.

DID HE MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOU THO??

Being able to “diet harder” is not really a pro. It means you have way way less wiggle room in your diet and even one slip up is a large percentage of your daily calorie budget.

One of the vintage ones? Or a new one?

You’re in some serious denial, cuz your parents are closeted freaks. You don’t think they know exactly what those showers are for and are using them as such?

There's really no point in feeling guilty about nail salons, because pretty much our entire civilization and way of life is built on drastically reducing the quality of life of the people who do the dirty work/slave labor.

I am very sorry for Sandra Lee and wish her a speedy recovery.

Here I am, a full 5 minutes (FIVE, people!) after this story has been posted, and I have to say, I am shockingly disappointed that there isn’t a post here featuring bold, white text overlaying a picture of a laughing Xzibit here to greet me.

OH MY GOD, this is the epitome of Husband and me. He wakes up at 5:30am and is all like, POKE POKE POKE, LET’S DO IT. And I’m all like, wtf is your problem, asshole, I’m sleeping. You poke me again and I will rip that fucking finger right off your hand and crazy murder you with it. And then he’s all like, Geez, why so…

And you have to get up and pee. And let the dogs out. And feed the cats who are wailing like the end times are upon us outside your door. And then your stomach starts to growl and fuck it I’m going to Starbucks.

If they’re only profitable as long as they can exploit their workers, I won’t cry when they close. I feel much worse for their workers who might lose their jobs and are already vulnerable from being exploited. If the sweatshops close, im hoping it’ll open up some space in the market for new salons that know they have…

Nurses gonna hate, but one of the most effective things in cutting down on hospital-heavy infections like MRSA is taking power out of the hands of Doctors and Nurses and giving it to bureaucrats. Studies have solidly shown that some bitch with a community college degree and a clipboard who hounds caregivers about…

If there was any hostility in anything I said before, it was put there by you, not me. You’re never going to learn anything from people if you always assume that any criticism is an attack. I said nothing about you, I just made a comment that addressed what i saw (and still do see) as a misunderstanding about the…

I feel the same way but for some reason I don’t find it annoying.

You are hilariously salty. Like, relax. It’ll be alright.

The reason I think people conflate gender dysmorphia with body dysphoria is much simpler. Its ail of tfe paoipe wto reed ttis finst and lazt letfar studf. Cengratolafions!

Kat needs to check her lexical privs? What the hell are you, a lexical cop?

What are the chances that a large portion of the confusion of the terms is owed to people's brains just doing confused things with the "orph"-"phor" phonemes?