This whole segment confuses me. Not the sign (because I'm not an idiot) but what they're trying to accomplish. He says "finally" in response to labeling the signs all-gender, indicating he supports it. And she makes that sensitive comment at the end... They're so confused that they've made me confused.

Designed for people who don't spell good?

What is this, a water park for ANTS?

psh, 300 feet? That's nothing imagine a waterslide 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 feet high! Or…

QUOTE | "I don't think we did a particularly good job marketing it or talking to fans about their expectations for what Dungeon Keeper was going to be or ultimately should be." - EA Mobile head Frank Gibeau, just before suggesting EA "innovated too much" with the controversial free-to-play reboot.

Perhaps it is just me but in all the SC target stores you can buy the whole crumbs cupcake kit in 4 flavors, so theres hope for all you guys that loved it so much

You know, as a person who has run non-profits in the past, I wouldn't have taken her letter that way at all. I would have taken it as an FYI as to why a member who has been a big supporter and presence in the community for a while isn't there. It's actually helpful for fundraising efforts, and it allows us to support…

That was a very weak smashing spree. There were many more things in that store I would have flung or smashed to pieces had it been me losing my shit in there.

A computer that can still play new games (not at peak performance, but better than nothing) after 10 years probably costs way more than a dog.

Maybe just don't put them together? This isn't fucking rocket surgery...

I always ask for a running tally of exactly how many bowel movements were excreted by the previous tenant. I like to rotate toilets every 10,000 craps.

How does HE know he didn't drug himself as a cover story? :-O

I think Beneful looks delicious because it looks like human food while also thinking Dinty Moore looks gross because it looks like dog food. There's no winning.

Tonight on Fox News: Gay parents raise gayer children in elaborate plot to damn the world to perdition.

Hellooooo down there! ;)

From a fanfic point of view canon Jesus was way cooler than he's portrayed in the US these days.

"MY version of Christianity chooses to ignore totally different parts of the Bible than YOUR version of Christianity!"

Not among the Hopi and the Iroquois! Bam! My 7 year old son is reading every book ever about native tribal societies. He loves the Hopi especially and they were and are matrilineal. He has dropped so much knowledge on me lately.

This is also the reason why in Judaism you are only Jewish when your mother was.