Settle down. The guy is either in high school or just out of high school. This is the time when people learn to deal with new forms of romantic rejection. For some, it’s a really painful process in the moment. And so long as he isn’t being a complete dick to the girl, I think he’s doing alright.

I think the “think about every person YOU don’t like” answer is about the best you can do when someone asks why another person isn’t in to them. It’s hard to be the person getting rejected, and it’s easy to internalize as a symbol of your worth (or lack thereof), but seriously, how many people would YOU turn down even…

For a lot of people, coffee is not their cup of tea.

Holy shit, at which garbage dump did Jezebel unearth this blogger? Chalk this up as a failed ‘Hot Take’

Hey now. This is literally professional trolling, and you know it.

Well this brings back some memories

Um. Yes, that is how language works. Words mean what people assign them to mean.

There was evidence, dude.

Can ya tell he’s had that canned response sitting on the shelf for a looooong time?  Probably has a whole case of it that he picked up at Costco.  

Man, Jez seems to be full of writers who have no clue how to do Thanksgiving right. Stuffing is easy and absolutely delicious with a decent recipe, even if you have pretty minimal skill in the kitchen. Turkey is more involved but really not that difficult. If you’re eating dry, flavorless turkey you have no business…

Jennifer Lawrence read for, in season three, there’s this werepanther girl, and she was great.” (Ball wanted to cast her, but she was only 17 at the time and was supposed to be Jason’s (Ryan Kwanten) girlfriend, so the age difference would have been weird.)

All the 73 cents in my piggy bank to the talk show host who gets Cumberbatch to say “Sookay”.

Yo, you can just say that Adora isn’t getting you off the way the 80s version did - none of the extra words you used made it any less obvious that you’re looking for a way to jerk it to a kids cartoon.

I have a sneaking suspicion that if at any point in this process you had revealed that you work for a major gaming media outlet and were trying to do this so you could play a review copy, the process would have been over half as fast. 

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

I know you guys like to dog on Nate Silver, but 538 was the only site that acknowledged Trump had a plausible chance of winning.

After the way these people got absolutely embarrassed in 2016

Eh, I mean as much as people shit on Silver for 2016, he was pretty spot on. Trump was around a 1/3 chance in winning, just meant the right (read: wrong) votes had to fall in the right places and that’s exactly what happened.

Nate Silver and 538, at least, were not embarrassed.

First of all... YIKES these comments y’all. There are bad takes and then there are people who apparently thought Symmetra was black or who think all Egyptians are black and just... y’all, do better than this.