Nah. And from Jimmy Carr that's a bit tame.

This guy is definitely a Cardinals fan.

TRUMP: America is a hellhole. Currently one of the worst countries on Earth. Only I can make it great again.

El Paso school takes an El Paso

Welp, looks like I’ve got to update my “graves to piss on” list.

When asked for his opinion on the revoked offer, Holtz said, “muhhhh buhhhh fruhhhh suhhh”

“I don’t want to speak your language”

“I will end you”

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

The every-30-years thrill of some asshole getting what he deserves.

This is some Generals-beat-Globetrotters shit.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

I bet that Harambe wishes that he went out like a champion now. smh

I haven’t seen someone enjoy this many Cardinal losses since Henry VIII.

I’m going to stay agnostic on the Ann of this story — but in general, I think this response is a bit silly. When you’re young, maybe. But it’s pretty reasonable, I think, to say “Look, I want to get married. If you don’t, we’re going to have to part ways.” A *lot* of relationship heartache could probably solved with…

So Haq a Shaq, that's the hallmark of a real sport?

I saw a piece about his off season work out routine on MLB recently. He takes a sledge hammer to a semi truck tire and fucks it up worse than he does a baseball. He pushes that tire end over end all over the field, then stands it up and jumps over it back and forth all day long. You don’t want to be that tire. It has…

The 3 and 4 spots in the Astros’ lineup are manned by a 5'6" second baseman and a 21-year-old shortstop. The next few years are going to be fun as hell.

The .2% not watching were busy shifting accounts and investments at Mossack Fonseca.