I bet this guy is a Cardinals fan.

So why promote this terrible company? Continuing to cover their bloodsport regardless of their treatment of the press legitimizes what they’re doing.

Just let this sleazy organization get their publicity through their own paid mouthpieces. Don’t drag yourselves into the mud by providing them with free publicity.

Nah. Most white people are great, flaws and all. Which is fortunate considering my mom and dad are white. Would’ve been awkward gathered around the dinner table otherwise.

These two are about the only people left worth watching on TWWL. Glad we get Ley and Schaap instead of SAS and whatever other bloviator they drug out of bed.

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

“Get ready to shred bra!”

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

I am Brazilian and I resent the description of Brazil as a banana republic. Banana republics don’t deserve to be offended and denigrated like that by being compared to our shitty country.

Because Greece is doing so well.

If there is any silver lining here it’s that the media seems to have finally decided to put their pants back on, wash their hands and start doing their fucking job, which is holding this assholes feet to the flames on all his obvious bullshit lies he’s been spouting off.

We’re always told to fear strangers, but most assaults are by people we know and trust. Because they’re the ones we let get close to us. I hope he rots too.

These women are awesome. And the restaurant handled that perfectly. How awesome that they were able to verify via camera. But I’m just so stunned that it would be the gal’s good friend. What a jerk. What are guys thinking this way? Who wants to have sex with sleeping girls? I just never understood rape drugs. Makes no…

I’m going to guess that the fat white lady with the massive leg tattoo (always a dead giveaway) and the redneck in the 2WD Ram (too poor to afford a 4x4) are at fault here based on their level of white trash.

Except that, if your drunk uncle had a national platform and used it to publicize those emails and complaints.

The worst part about Austin isn’t driving in Austin, that is second. The worst part about Austin is how everyone complains about driving in Austin yet refuses every possible actual solution other than “all these newbies need to move out of my city!”

I shared an office with Chad. Chad was pretty sure the number of handguns in the US was why the US has not had any recent land invasions. Chad gonna Chad.

I’m getting a bit more of a Brett vibe. But any of the usual suspects will work. Brett, Chad, Chet, Brad. I mean, the list goes on.

He looks like his name should be Chad. I'm just going to call him Chad. Fuck you, Chad.

I will cop to enjoying South Park.