Voldemort doesn't give you the tinglies?

Book-wise, going from Francis Dolarhyde to Jame Gumb seemed like a real step down. Though I guess this comes down to Dolarhyde essentially being the book's main character— he certainly had more of a presence in the story than Will. As well, Dolarhyde's story was conveyed so intimately as an attack on family, while…

That entire sentence is adorable.

Ah, I can understand that. But I'm also a sucker for women in pantsuits.

Oh, you're right! And I'd also love to see Will go darker by his own hand, though the show might love the pureness of his character too much for that. Though the showrunners love torturing Will, they also love him being corrupted by other influences rather than by himself. Will does seem to have an addictive…

After the devastating nuclear war, Frederick Chilton clambers out from beneath dust and rubble, his face darkened with soot and his glass eye still luckily intact. He surveys the area, and it occurs to him that he may be only one of a small number of survivors. A tear falls down his cheek. "Goddamn you, Hannibal. Now…

Never a bad thing.

He's one of those odd cases who appears much smaller than they actually are ("Caution: objects in mirror are much closer than they appear"). Mads and Scott Thompson refer to him as "tiny" and "cute" in the Post Mortem segments.

I think it was supposed to imply the rape? As Fuller's not going to say that outright.

That gives me anxiety. It also makes me wonder what Fuller had planned for seasons 4-6. He's so desperate to have Will be alone!

My favorite was Mason choking on the dick eel.

And he was honestly confused about why Will didn't call him? Jack, he had his head cut open, psychologically and literally. Jack's dedication to justice is his biggest strength and his biggest flaw.

So excited for Price being back. Sure, we likely won't have as many dick jokes without Mason around, but we'll have infinitely more sass.

This week on Hannibal:
-Love the first shot, Dolarhyde concealing his lip. It emphasizes his discomfort with himself physically.

*All the other mall cops are losers illegal immigrants.

To be fair, Paul Blart's daughter is Latina, so he maybe he isn't as likely to go around threatening to beat up "The Mexicans."

"Call me elf one more time!"

Paul Blart: Mall President

"Pixels fails to make a case for Adam Sandler as a nerd"

D: There is no reason this should exist.
F: God is dead.