Has someone gotten her down yet?

I guess she has better things to do than save the black youth of America? Selfish.

The Ivy league school setting is painfully overused. It's just shorthand for, "Look, our protagonist is smart!"

Look, a movie about race that doesn't have a white lady savior!

Can we just agree never to mention Grave of the Fireflies? I don't ever want to cry that much again in my life.

Dick Whitman!

Mayonnaise Abomination You Eat Reptile

"Electric Love" will, I think, always win for me. They rhymed "Aw, Topsy" with "autopsy."

STAMOS!!!

Kuzco = the best Disney princess.

"But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I…

Some would say Nick Cage wasn't raptured because he wasn't a Christian. Others say God is afraid of him. But you and I, we know the truth. Nicholas Cage is National Tr3asur3: Th3 Tak3n.

National Treasur3: The Da Vinci Code

Really? They're going to have Nicholas Cage in this movie and not cast him as the Antichrist? C'mon!

I would have gone for Diaz = April, but other than that, I agree.

Yeah, but is he willing to cut off his nipple in her honor?

"There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and THEY WERE DEAD THE WHOLE TIME."

Quick, someone get Zach Braff!

Ice… ice… baby…

Incest? That's where it fits in best!