I want to also put in a pitch for the American Immigration Council, which you accidentally left off the list. It does great work!

Wishing you all the best of luck!!

It’s not too late to change the words to “poker face” to “woman listening face.”

Barber is an inspiration and I hope tomorrow shows the impact he has had.

Starred by a white North Carolinian. It’s been disenfranchising seeing my state’s true nature come out. This is not the NC (or the US for that matter) that I thought I grew up in.

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

They’ve stopped pretending they aren’t racists. So Trumplestiltskin was good for one thing...

Black North Carolinians: Please vote tomorrow and fuck their shit up. Sincerely, White New Englander

She should have accepted the plea deal for the halibut, even it was a crappie one. She might have floundered about the decision, but if she goes to jail, she’ll have a lot more to carp about there. They won’t let her skate free and it will be roughy in there. If it were me, my sole concern would be my kids, and I…

She thought the plea seemed fishy.

Facebook Ceviche would be a great name for a band.

Yeah, I think I’m going to have to side with The State on this one as many others have. I see it like this:

Listen, we don’t need science anymore. We have the Internet.  

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

It’s kind of like the well-intentioned but stupid people who think that unpasteurized milk is a gift of the health gods and everybody should drink it at every opportunity. There was recently a case in our area of a woman who served it to a school sports team, and half the kids got sick from it. Look, big dairy is a…

She picked the wrong krill to die on.