This is exactly what happens when you have cops and prosecutors who have been conditioned to believe that a significant percentage of campus rape allegations are false. 

“Had several people—including Isenor, multiple victims and one very diligent cop—worked tirelessly to see Drill-Mellum prosecuted, he might never have been.”

I’d be shocked if he actually sued — he’d have to talk about his behavior under oath, and he’d open himself up to a lot more accusations. He’s just performing for his base and trying to intimidate his other victims so they’ll be too scared to come forward.

But was the Planned Parenthood pink dress Clinton wore at the Catholic dinner shade? I like to think it is.

I once knew a Catholic family who referred to their kids as Leaky, Sneaky, and the Rhythm Twins.
Your move, Reynolds.

I feel we could have gotten a thar, too....

As I understand it from someone in the industry (I have no idea myself) People now has a reputation for an ironclad top-of-their-game legal department, who do very, very thorough cross-checks before anything is allowed to go to print.

Who would have thought that People would not only be a source of legitimate journalism but would have an actual effect in this year’s election? 2016 is full of surprises.

This would be me, sitting at home all “stop calling me Swedish telemarketer.”

That is so Bob Dylan.

HIS. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. ALBUM!!!

Which is probably why the Nobel Prize for Harmonica went to my neighbor Shady Pete. Bob’s lucky the committee threw him that “literature” bone, since he couldn’t win for the category where his heart is.

Everything Dylan has done in his career has been built around giving no fucks. Christian album? Why not! Album called ‘Love and Theft’ that intentionally plagiarizes 17th century samurai texts? Why not! Stoned cover of ‘See you later aligator?” Sure! Art film with Joan Baez where everyone wears masks? Let’s do it!

Colin Kaepernick can recite “Hurricane” wearing a leopard-skin pill box hat.

Isn’t the problem obvious? He can’t hear the ringer on his phone now that he has Nobel.

Mama take this Nobel off of me

What if this was all an elaborate plan to get a chance to meet Bob Dylan? He is getting up there. You might not have long to meet him.