That’s not even the joke, did you watch a full skit? the toni & candace joke is absolutely not “LOL DUDE IN A DRESS.” the character is literally supposed to be a woman and it is honestly sad that you can’t see the humor in it. lighten up. it’s not transphobic. both carrie and fred switch genders frequently in the…

It’s an insane conversation to be having in America. Truly.

I like your style, son.

Did he really just invent a nonexistent “sex tape”?

TeenageCoolBreeze got in a very minor fender bender in the high school parking lot the other day and I about broke a land speed record trying to get there. I can’t imagine hearing this happen and trying to get to your child.

I thought I would have kids. It’s looking less likely. More and more, I feel relieved about that rather than sad - especially since my kids would be at least half black and I’d have to worry about whether they’d come home every single time they left the house.

They first found Meghan Hollingsworth, a first grade teacher who was shot in the shoulder. McAdams told CBS Hollingsworth refused help and directed him to Hall instead: “She was telling us to take care of Jacob and not to worry about her.”

I have had conversations with my kids before about what to happen if they see a gun but last night talked to them about putting pressure on bleeding wounds because this is the world we live in.

I’m sorry, I have a six year old in first grade and I am crying and might throw up. I can’t believe our fucking country.

People who shit all over teachers should keep educators like Meghan Hollingsworth in mind. Being shot in the shoulder is fucking serious and that she kept herself together to try to help the boy is *nothing* like what she was trained to do. It’s just the common personality trait of people who want to teach in today’s…

Well, you know, of course, that anyone who appears in Playboy is inherently untrustworthy;

I’ll bet he doesn’t even post these at the specific time. He probably uses software like TweetDeck to schedule them to go out at certain times just to fuck with us. He’s basically a rich internet troll who is dangerously close to actual power. It would be like electing 4chan president.

The best/worst/most predictable part of this is that she wasn’t even in a sex tape — she just posed topless for Playboy.

my worst Miss U.

Well, I’m sure he’ll have plenty of time for self introspection while he’s waiting for his next college admissions letter.

Have you BEEN to Portland? I lived there for 10 years. I saw 5 black people. Asian people aren’t as scarce. But it is mostly white.

Yeah, that was nuts. Gigi was painted as an uptight snob who couldn’t take a joke, instead of a woman who’d just been assaulted and genuinely feared for her safety. Rape culture, folks. Rape culture.

This stalker dude is really hitting home with me because I recently had a guy grope me and try to grab my crotch at a bar after being creeped out by him all night long. I even complained to the bartender before the incident and he acknowledged that the guy is a known gross person. I screamed and jumped away saying…

I know I rag on Kim, but I’m glad she’s going to press charges. This guy has some serious issues - and not just because he kissed her ass.