He is being advised by his Jewish son-in-law. OBVIOUSLY HE IS NOW AN EXPERT.

Can we talk about this glorious illustration:

That made me cry hot tears. I hope it disgusts men as much as it does women.

Carefully-worded “possession of a handgun” more or less confirms what everyone thought. He had a (probably legal) handgun in the car or on his person, but not in his hands.

Also “absolutely in possession of a handgun” is a very early way of saying “you won’t see a gun in this footage”

Perfect opportunity to end the dumb middle school fight and call him. Life is too short for stupid fights if you really care about the person -- whether it’s now or later, something may happen and that’ll be the end of any chance to reconcile.

#notallgreys

So much less fun. Why couldn’t he have gotten caught banging Jenn? I demand these facts.

no but it makes you a “Brad Parent”

Yeah this is a “one strike and you’re out” deal. Would be for me too.

Eh, I’m of two minds with this. I agree it shouldn’t be trivialized or sensationalized, but if approached correctly it could be good. I grew up with physical and sexual abuse and I think if I hadn’t believed I was the only one going through something similar (or that it was a bad reflection on me and my family - like…

Well, if penises were not supposed to fly free, why did God give mine wings?

It’s the Pitts.

We wanted juicy gossip not allegations of child abuse :(.

Query: “I would bust that pussy.”