I’m one of those people who gets sick every time she gets a flu shot -- sure, it’s not the actual flu, but it’s still a big drag. So for probably 10 years, I didn’t get the flu shot. But last year I got the actual flu, and PSA to all idiots like me -- the actual flu is WAY WORSE than the one day of post-flu shot…

The other night I went to a pot luck of 150 people. The host provided catered BBQ meats and fixings, and everyone brought a side. The salads were the best!

Some of us are lucky enough to have both!

Nope. We want him to keep talking. As painful he is to listen to, the more bloviating he does the more voters he’s going to scare away from voting for him.

But what about the glasses? Who needs that many drinking glasses? How many friends do they have? How many friends should I have?

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

Big fan of your Mom right now.

Yes, absolutely.

I don’t get it . . . What’s strange about a bunch of white people at a white power rally?

fat ass?

I think Texas is pretty much hopeless no matter what (I live in Texas), but it just boggles the mind how states who ALWAYS vote blue in presidential elections have heinous Republican governors and state legislatures. And the reason is, because progressives do not pay attention to state and local elections. Wake up…

This is why State and Local elections are almost more important than those at the National level. The Asshats who keep introducing these measures at the State level need to be turned out of office by their constituents. Until that happens, it won’t matter how many pro-choice Judges get appointed to SCOTUS; the women…

I hope the school is forced to pay for state of the art dermatological care for that scar, in addition to everything else they should be paying for.

Can someone draw me a fucking diagram?? I can’t even follow what they’re trying to say happened.

You can’t expect an American Presidential candidate to be familiar with world geography.

I’m sure he would if he could. Daughter first though...

I’ll admit to an intense love of Keira Knightley that makes me biased but, IN WHAT UNIVERSE CAN SOMEONE STATE THAT ADAM LEVINE IS MORE TALENTED THAN KEIRA KNIGHTLEY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?!?!

Not only did he say she was difficult to work with, he insulted her acting ability. WATCH A DAMN PERIOD PIECE MAN. SHE IS THE QUEEN OF THEM. Atonement, Pride and Prejudice, The Imitation Game, The Duchess. All movies with fantastic poofy costumes that she slays in.

Wow. I didn’t even catch this gem the first time around this morning:

I actually hope he does. Taylor Swift sues teenagers on Etsy and Tumblr for copyright infringement. She’s most definitely going to go after Trump.