Did you just “from my day” at 36?

*dies inside*

I’m glad she believed a stranger instead of thinking “that’s my best friend, he would never do that”.

Trump’s nickname skills are weaker than Ted Cruz’s handshake.

My cat likes to crawl under the top sheet and cuddle.

As the mom of a 13 year old girl, there would be no safe place for someone to hide.

I was, too, although the guy who filmed it just laconically saying, “sweeeeeeet” at the end was pretty choice.

The blonde lady at the end looks so defeated.

I don’t love the photo choice - it draws odd attention to her, with that pink shirt, but she is so unhappy looking compared to the other girls. I don’t know how much I agree that it was racist, but I do think it’s mediocre ad design, and they could have done better.

Ladies, it’s not a joke. Your reproductive rights are under direct attack. And if Trump or Cruz is elected, Roe v. Wade will be repealed as quickly as they can get the votes.

Yes, tell me some more, SUSAN, why progressives who are upset if Bernie doesn’t get the nomination should vote Trump or stay home. Oh wait, how bout instead you just go fuck yourself.

Dear GOP,

Margaret Atwood was a fucking prophet.

Honestly, I love her in this. She looks like she’s gonna turn around and break his nose at any second.

Yes! I’m so glad someone else remembers them. I totally forgot about Toughskins.

I think you can only use the phrase “body count” if you kill people with sex, like Lady Mary’s Death Snatch* on Downton Abbey.

I personally would only count consensual encounters.

This rings too real for me. I grew up in karate surrounded by men and women I respected. Years later, my sister who is a decade younger enrolled with those same people, most of whom are wonderful. Once she turned 18 one of the men assaulted her. A man she trusted because I had trusted him since even I was a child. She…

I liked reading this, because I know dem feels. My son is 4 and I already fight a ton of this shit for him, but I’m really gearing up for my daughter when she hits about his age, because she’s under 2 and already been hearing it to some degree for her entire life. I’m 98% on board with the basic argument here and 85%…

It's pretty much just good etiquette to reciprocate; they shouldn't have to ask you point-blank to take your turn. Get your head down there and get to work. If you're worried about technique, a simple "tell me what you like" goes a long way.