probably give you time to light a cigarette BEFORE crashing

Not just that. If you do get out of the trade agreements, and add taxes to imported parts because China, think about this:

This is Jalopnik; we love really terrible cars.

In a few years, Florida will be a thing of the past.

No, he is just moving to Florida.

I think they’re fun on roads too. Saw one ripping through Detroit on the highway easily doing over a hundred.

Just to be different I’ll suggest they double down on their rednecking coal rolling down home audience and sticker it as a Chevrolet Volt. How hilarious would that be. Viewership and media coverage would explode.

so wait. You mention the Nismo March several times, and unless I missed it, it’s like, kinda in the background of one photo... cmon man. If you’re gonna talk about it pls include a pic of the cool thing you said was there.

You broke the first rule of sketchbattle....

I choose cars solely on NP0CP comments. If the community at large gives a resounding endorsement of say, an 1997 Grand Am, I run out and get one before the market finds out and the prices skyrocket.

These can be had in Japan for around $1,000 USD — even with the cost of importing, you’re coming in for far less, and there are better examples to choose from.

My favourite, the Kensington special, favoured by young trust fund ladies all over London in the ‘90s.

2022 is gonna be a glorious year. V12 Centurys for everyone.

Exactly. V12s are for real presidents. V8s are for secretaries.

I feel like rallifying your car is going to be the next big thing, seriously. It’s a sane, cool, and pragmatic response to the stance crowd.