Good for you. I was in eighth grade when I decided to cut out the confession middle man and ask forgiveness for sins directly from the Great Genderless Spirit in the Sky. My conscience is clear despite committing what the church would consider mortal sins (more sex-related than murder or anything). I go to communion…

Let’s be fair. Sorbo was correct. Those asshats are definitely not patriots. But they are most assuredly Trump supports. Everyone knows Antifa has much more panache.

I have issues with calling Stacy Abrams a superhero.

I get that they’re all shitheads, but I honestly have no fucking idea who this inbreds are.

I thought it was gab- isn’t parler their YouTube knock off? Fuck I have way too much trouble keeping up with these...

Interesting. Did you try watching it with your eyes open?

Benghazi just happened to our capital, and Osama bin Laden didn’t personally fly the planes into the buildings.

Wrong. Babies love boobs. There’s literally NO WAY a baby would unfollow her for posting drawings of boobs.

Mission Impossible: What Fresh Hell Is This?

I don’t want to work for someone who’s relaxed with regards to wearing masks. It’s apparent that these dumb-fucks didn’t feel it necessary to follow basic health guidelines, and it took Cruise literally screaming at them to get them to wear the damn masks.
No-masks dipshits (based on your reply, it’s apparent you are…

Mission Impossible: This Time...It’s Possible!

He’s worse than Trump. 

So gross. He looks like he poked his head up over the fox hole right as an atom bomb went off. 

As scummy as it is in concept, think about everyday people who bought into their garbage spewing, and are now seeing all of them confidently receiving the vaccine. That might cause them to rethink their own views towards it. Does it in any way make up for their behavior over the past 10 months? Absolutely not. But I’m…

Ironically, drummers. They know no one listens when they make words.

I got my dad a pack of lighters one year. (c. 1970's)

When I turned 16, my parents said I was now “allowed to smoke”. They celebrated with a carton of Marlboro for my gift. 

Back in the 60s/early 70s when smoking was still common that is what we routinely got my grandparents because it was an affordable gift. Amazingly neither died of lung cancer or emphysema. They did quit in their 60s and lived a few decades more.

Excellent! My godmother is a 3-pack-a-day smoker and also a huge right-wing asshat. One year I was guilted into getting her a gift, so I got her a carton of pall malls and no one was particularly thrilled and I've not been compelled to get her anything since. 

Honestly, she probably loved that gift the most.