I like the headline better the way I read it: Billy Bush (Tries to Be) Black.

Happy new year to you, too!

I hate myself for starring this, but I laughed.

Yeah... if you get the feeling that she is afraid of him, she can definitely use an ally to help her access resources. Maybe the two of you could meet someplace for coffee or lunch—someplace where there’s no chance the guy would hear?

One of the things that helped me the most was reframing it... it wasn’t a failure (that word is a total trigger for me). Rather, we were two people who hadn’t finished growing up when we got married. We kept growing, and it wasn’t in the same direction. So, neither of us failed, we just realized that we wanted…

You are a good person for caring.

I’m sorry you are having to deal with that.

I’m pretty sure I’m still in the greys, but I hope you see this.

Are you me? Gordon+Community 4evah.

In related news, Ashley’s mom was just recruited by UNC for its next assault in the NCAA.

This needs to go in front of Judge Kara...

Perhaps unpopular opinion: Lars and the Real Girl was a sweet, highly underrated movie. I don’t feel any particular way about Gosling, especially, but I disagree with the “tedious hokum” assessment of the movie itself. YMMV, of course.

Yeah, I know there are usually explanations, but animals dropping dead en mass is one of the only two things that genuinely freaks me right the fuck out (the other being bodies of water with towns/buildings underneath them).

You are one magnificent bastard.

Looks like she’s attempting to kiss her ass goodbye... which, these days, might be a good idea. Gotta work on that flexibility.

Dang, I knew someone would beat me to it. Nicely (and quickly) done.

Can we have a fundraiser a la Jill Stein to raise the $1 million? It means that 16 of us could get unpresidented (yes, purposefully misspelled) access to Cheeto Jesus. I say we just join hands in a circle around him and stare wordlessly. It’d be super creepy and fun (until he decides that we’re all brainwashed and…

I’m gonna donate in Pat McCrory’s name.

Was going to post something like this; you did it better. Mine was going to start with “Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccck....” and go downhill from there.

Lucky tree, won’t be around to witness the shitshow that is about to begin.