Yeah, it's called being Bengalized, and there doesn't seem to be a cure...

Yep. At this point I am kind of hoping for a season so horrible that Mike Brown has to fire Marvin. Of course, now that we’ve won one, that ship has sailed.

Awwwww, Rudi Johnson. I remember him. And TJ Houshmandzadeh, the first player whose jersey I ever bought.

“... Where everything tastes funny!”

+1 from this Durham girl

I dread the day my folks sell their house and I have to figure out what to do with my Breyers... maybe my nephew will be into horses, hmmm...

Awwww, my Dad (not a master woodworker) built me a little stable with sliding doors.

I collected Breyer horses as a kid, and I still have a decent-sized collection gathering dust. I never had any desire to go to Breyerfest, though... it just seemed... weird. I did go to a local show once, it was so odd. But hey, a couple of mine took home ribbons. (Also: I am slightly ashamed that I can name the…

Yeah, as much as I hate to sound like a sneering hipster, I was disappointed by this track. Doesn’t touch the raw awesomeness of their earlier stuff.

You bastard.

Apropos of nothing: Dr. Maroon sounds like a “Clue” character left on the cutting room floor.

As you may have guessed from my name, I am a self-hating Bengals fan. This year is different though—up until now, I’ve always had a little hope going into the playoffs. Fuck that noise. It’s all pessimism this year. I don’t give a fuck if they go 16-0 (ha), they will still manage the Bungle their first playoff game.

I literally gasped when my notifications popped up. Although “Gawker is following you” seemed a little irony-drenched.

Yay, Spoon! This song makes me happy.

Once I saw that he is a white guy with dreadlocks, I knew something dumb was in store for me.

Not intentionally, sorry.

I’m big on dark comedies, I just have a hard time seeing animals get mistreated, even when I know it’s not real. Just images that get stuck in my head.

I was planning to see this, but a friend told me that something really awful happens to an animal in the beginning. Is it really something that bad? Graphic/gratuitous?

“y = amount of urine added to the POUP”

It’s *exactly* like it is in my dreams!