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DUDE. North Carolina needs a win. Please bring this show to Durham. We are progressive and could really use some sexy.

Hmmm... I’m an irritable female non-breeder expelled from a PhD program... close enough, right?

Seconded. At 38 years old, I’m on my 3rd Mirena, and it is the best thing ever. I don’t remember the last time I had to use a tampon, let alone had a menstrual cramp.

Yes, this. Honestly... any other election year, I get it. But this one? That’s got to be an awfully big rock under which she is living.

Finding the authors of the tweets and getting them to sit down and read them to the writers’ faces would be an outstanding experiment: any of them who looks one of the writers in the eyes and reads his (or her) vile words without flinching is clearly a psychopath.

Does anyone have a link to helpful info for someone who has a traditional job (with taxes taken out) plus a freelance job on the side (bill hourly, no taxes taken out)? First time in this situation, and I had a whopping tax bill for 2015. Want to estimate and pay quarterly but am not sure how to do all the worksheets,

I am fortunate to have have never suffered a loss like this, so all I have to say in response is, “thank you.”

It’s the slam of Bristol using lyrics from Peaches that really drives it home.

Welcome to my world. Deadspin first, then Gawker, then Jezebel, then Twitter. Every. Single. Morning. (And afternoon.) Thank god I’m not on facebook.

Another counterpoint perfectly summed up by xkcd.

Came here to write just that.

Yeah, between the McMansions in Cary, the townhouse explosion in Morrisville, the sprawl into Apex & Fuquay, and the upcoming “Chatham Park” disaster, we are probably screwed.

-It is now legal for businesses that provide public accommodation to out up signs that say “No gays allowed”. Or no veterans. Or no pregnant women.

Sadly, polygamy is probably more socially acceptable to my state legislature (NC) than same-sex marriage *sigh*

As one of said progressives in one of the metro areas (Keep Durham Dirty!), I can say with 100% certainty that we will never ever shut up.

Please come here! Wherever you choose to live will be one of the big blue splotches (Asheville, Triad, Triangle). It’s usually easy to ignore the fuckheads in the red parts, once you get past an election year.

Goddamnit, NC. I love it here except for when they pull shit like this... we turned it blue for Obama and now all this regressive shit. We have passed one amendment—one single amendment in our history—and it was to ban gay marriage. *sigh*

“Putting magic things inside silly, mundane things is almost always funny.”

Totally. But you’ll clearly have to give up your name.

I want to marry this whole thread.