I remember crashing a friend’s brother’s high school party when we were like 22 (overall plan was to be a dick and steal their alcohol. I’ve since grown). These kids were seniors, so 17-18 years old, and I remember all the high schoolers being like “why are you guys even here? You’re like... THIRTY”. Again, we were…

It is pretty funny how they just walk right into it

Meanwhile...

*the operator “has had to endure some of the backlash made about her race, about her appearance.”

In the YouTube recommended videos I saw one called “US shocked Andorra not in Africa”. I thought “yep, sounds right”. When I saw it was a video from the Onion I didn’t necessarily feel relieved. That is a plausible headline for 2019

On top of everything that is terrible about Mnuchin are his gross, ashy, goaste-anus, eathworm, Grinch lips

“Who should get the exclusive rights to sell trump steaks? It’s between Radio Shack, Spencer’s Gifts, Pep Boys, and The Sharper Image”

He looks like a Dr. Seuss drawing to me

People should begin telling trump that he’ll never be as good as John McCain is at being dead, and who knows, maybe this whole thing will sort itself out

People should begin telling trump that he’ll never be as good as John McCain is at being dead, and who knows, maybe this whole thing will sort itself out

“Tim Cook? That’ll take all day to say! I’ll just call him ‘Tim Cook (but I’ll say “Cook” super duper fast) Apple "

Why they always shoot Stephen A. Smith with a fisheye lens?

100%

“Hard work=getting rich” is a gigantic lie. We all just got a rich guy on our backs dangling a carrot. We give them a free ride in exchange for “promises” that are in their best interests not to keep. Meanwhile they broke every rule/cut every line to get where they are while telling us to follow the rules.

Because I don’t think it’s actually physically possible to eat a salad with a comb, I choose not to believe it.

The person who writes the Washington post fact checker pointed out to trump (and his followers) on Twitter that HE CITES THE FACT CHECKER ON HIS OWN TWITTER ACCOUNT WHEN IT'S CRITICAL OF DEMOCRATS!!! Trump literally thinks truth is subjective.

You can still see it trying to heal in that selfie with Meek

It looks like a focus group chose his tattoos for him, and he got them all at once in some kind of full body ink-jet tattoo printer that’s housed in some record label’s corporate headquarters 

It looks like his tattoos were chosen by a focus group and he got them all at once 

“We need to create a world where we're ALL billionaires"