I mean they definitely exist, but at this point I’d imagine the “liberal babykiller” mindset is so set in stone, and the right-wing so heavily mired in identity politics, that there’s no significant margin of people who’d actually bother switching their vote.

lol well look at you being all big and bad in the comments. having a good time?

I worked at Neiman Marcus on Michigan Avenue about ten years ago, and R. Kelly always brought young girls in to have their makeup done by a specific makeup artist, because she loved bragging about having R.Kelly as a “client” and didn’t ask questions. It’s heartbreaking and infuriating that he’s been exploiting young…

I’ve had an exceptionally hard time watching most of the commenters here comment on his newest album and all that he’s revealed regarding himself and his marriage. Maybe because I ‘get’ men (and people, really) like this. Everyone isn’t born self aware. Everyone’s experiences aren’t the same. Everyone doesn’t have all…

Right, perhaps if people had watched the full 11 minutes, that would have been clear. He acknowledges from the jump that he can’t believe he didn’t fully become capable of loving perfectly after he finally met his Dad. And then, in the midst of the worst time in their marriage, she was going to leave their yacht and…

Well, considering Dennis Rodman’s relationship with Kim Jong Un, it’s not just a white guy thing.

About the accent thing though: when you live around other English-speakers with radically different accents you do kind of pick up some of it after awhile. When I lived in Beijing I had many friends who were Australian and when that’s the only form of English you hear most days your voice starts to reflect it. So I’d…

It is pretty funny. I don’t know why, but I expected this James woman to have somewhat of a sense of humour/humility about the hot rubbish she created from rubbish. Apparently not.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Taco bowls are on the lunch menu. And it will have the best chocolate cake, but you can only have one scoop of ice cream with it.

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

But it will have an overactive ICE machine.

Complimentary breakfast is a Ziploc bag filled with Sunny D and a burnt sirloin doused in ketchup and cocaine.

Yeah cos the last idea America had is going so well.

Hell, I got a wisdom tooth pulled and they gave me forty-two Vicodin. I know Vicodin’s not fentanyl, but shit. I was like, “Jesus, are you trying to intentionally cause liver failure?”

One could argue that the since 90% of the world’s heroin comes from Afghanistan poppies, and that poppy cultivation in Afghanistan has increased 4000 times since the Taliban was “deposed” That the increase in heroin use is largely the result of the United States invasion of Afghanistan.

I heard a lady in the checkout line saying she voted for Donald Trump because he was going to stop the heroin problem.

It is making them accountable.