Why I’m Leaving New York essays are the most annoying pieces of writing to me. It’s a place. Live here or don’t. Literally nobody cares, and your personal decision about whether to live here or not does not make or break the city.

Yes, when we were on trial, my husband’s lawyer was showing pictures like crazy saying “they look happy, there was not abuse”, I had a great judge, he told her to stop doing that because no abuser on the world would show pictures of their kids or wife scared.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

just goes to show how you can never truly know what goes on behind closed doors. women who are subject to domestic abuse like this are very good at maintaining face to ensure that nothing is thought to be amiss. its why people come up with these bullshit stories like, ‘they always seemed happy’ yeah moron that’s…

After this last election, I find myself being uncomfortable with about a third of the people in the United States. There’s probably a correlation with the third mentioned here and the third I’m referring to.

Actually, I hear Pence’s search history is filled with restaurant porn, which shows the delights and perils that await unsuspecting men who dine with women other than their wives. Kinky shit, and it explains a lot.

But, Mother Pence secretly pines for some alone time with one.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

I live in a super-Catholic country where abortion is 100% illegal, even in cases of rape and incest, unless the mother’s health is at risk. Most recent heart-breaking case - a pregnant 13-year-old (raped by biological father), pleading and suicidal, asking to end the pregnancy. Counsel is trying to argue on the basis…

This was the Bush family plan all along. Jeb¿ was a red shirt needed to get us here.

That was exactly how he beat Kerry. The whole, “I’d have a beer with this doofus,” attitude doesn’t help.

At least Bush was a puppet to his own VP, as opposed to a puppet for the head of Russia.

Big difference was Bush never came across as a huge jerk in any capacity.

Thank the Lord for this! Now, can someone in Arkansas finally introduce a law that forces doctors to investigate a man’s entire sexual history and determine his motives for wanting to maintain an erection for up to (but hopefully not longer than, eek!) four hours before he is permitted to get a Viagra prescription?…

Well comey can eat shit and die.

Given that half of their anchors spew this kind of shit daily, I’m guessing he was gunning for a promotion or his own show.

Which he will probably get.

It’s easy to sneer at miners (not saying you are but plenty of people do) but for years we needed them. They are the people who heated our homes, who kept our lights on. Now that we’ve turned to natural gas, wind and solar we roll our eyes at these dumb rubes for wanting to work. They know it’s dangerous, dirty work.…

I’d personally like to see Trump go down in a coal mine himself and see how magnificent it is. Other politicians have.

As always, fuck Ronald Reagan

this means eliminating the tipped minimum wage, which currently sits at just $2.13 nationally.