I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

Seems like Fox is treading dangerously close to a state run news source to me.

The warring factions in the GOP is seriously giving me life right now.

I would be extremely wary of any individual who volunteers as a witness for this.

I’ve been an immigration attorney since 2002. This story is very common. Young women (and, to a lesser extent, men) have always been violated in some way by CBP and ICE officers. [Officers also routinely steal money from individuals. (Client had $400 cash when arrested but somehow all that cash is gone when he…

Make America Rape Again

You got through law school with a newborn (and subsequent baby and toddler)? Jesus, I struggled to write my Master’s dissertation with a new puppy. All the respect!

This is what happens when a president has no interest in policy whatsoever. He’s letting the patients run the asylum while he’s busy watching cable news, tweeting, and golfing. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised because he never had any coherent thoughts or proposals during the campaign.

And now the House isn’t even voting on the bill today because they couldn’t whip up the votes. Glad to see that business-man style deal making he always brags about is coming in handy...

God the “maybe they’re doing it to themselves” crowd is going to love this.

Let’s see Herr Drumpf stick to his convictions: He must immediately extend the travel ban to Israel. I’m sure Republicans will immediately be on board.

I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.

I’m not shade court, but I would say HELL YES SHADE.

Yeah, all this did was make me want to hang out with Maxine.

maxine was a bad bitch tho. let’s bring her back.

The snowflake lost her safe space.

It’s just like what happened with Milo. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

White women, lost their own fucking vote when they sided with someone who would do more harm to them physically if put into a room with them and socially from a policy standpoint.

I’m beyond schadenfreude with this girl. Let’s be reminded of this exchange with Noah Trevor from her Daily Show interview. If you go back to the video, this exchange starts around the 15:40 mark. (Emphasis below is mine.) Anyone who says something like this deserves all the backlash and then some more.