Prison is worse than hell for cops.

Stop oppressing him. Nazi.

Ugh. She is the musical equivalent of The Silmarillion.

Breaking: Donald Trump to receive “Extremely Handsome, Great Taste and Not At All A Con Man Award” from group funded by Donald Trump.

Or not even that. There’s most probably dead silence, what with all the existing tunnels for drug trafficking. They’ll just add a new commodity to their businesses. Or expand the current one.

40-foot ladders and shovels to help dig down more than 6 feet.

the wall will be 30 feet tall

Why did you watch an Ed Sheeran video????

“driving a Volvo while drunk.”

Let’s not jump to conclusions- he might be a hard drinking Irish guy, who smoked crack and was already bigoted.

So a crack smoking Irish guy from Long Island decides to go get hammered and be a bigot on St. Patrick’s Day.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

It’s true that she’s brainwashed, but by that extent, so is he. I’m not minimizing that brainwashing: I grew up with a sadistic mother who abused me every moment of my day, took my money, didn’t allow me to drive, and once even called a college I got into to tell them I couldn’t attend because I had died...but I got…

Hot take - this is why Trump won

They were calling for impeachment of Obama from the start.

To show my struggle against totalitarianism I adopt the symbols and methods of totalitarianism.

Bahahaha right? I swear my husband did almost the exact same dance in a Karaoke place a couple weeks ago at his best friend’ birthday after a few too many shots. He also sang “Kiss From a Rose” lucky for him divorce sounds complicated and expensive. JK I love him, but it was pretty bad. lol

All the Brits who get pissed off at the Royal Family confuse me. Sure, the Monarchy is stupid, but all they are now are figureheads and tourist attractions. Guess what? A lot of people come to England not because of the well-known cuisine, but because they want to visit where the royalty lives. My Mom will buy…

I really respect that her foundation is giving people cash. It isn’t rationing out goods. Instead, it is trusting people to do the most good for themselves.

Just like if pics of the male Marines were passed around between a group of gay men, it would be the gays’ fault, not the Marines. But I guarantee you’d see a much different reaction.