marushka
Marushka
marushka

Have you guys seen pink fairy armadillos because you need to see pink fairy armadillos:

Counterpoint; Son of Kaine, maybe. Young Kaine has waaaay to much of a Ted Bundy vibe for me.

Might as well fuck us all at this point.

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they

I would vote for her as many times as possible. It’s the Chicago way.

Michelle Obama should be the mayor of Chicago.

There is so incredibly much cocaine usage on this show. My favorite part is how often it’s referred to and how little my mom understands what they are referring to.

But its not a humiliation, it’s a win-win for him. If the ACLU loses, he gets the ban. If the ACLU wins, he gets to complain, fundraise, scapegoat, and blame ‘liberals’ or ‘so called judges’ for anything bad that happens.

Fuck Guam, they get no dome.

We really, really need the ACLU to kick his ass on this one.

It is truly the parable of the Good Samaritan in action. If you see a man suffering by the roadside, “temporarily” ban your refugee program and praise your christian values in the same breath.

Fat people exercise, too.

A friend brought me to a SoulCycle class once and I am 100% not surprised no one helped or called an ambulance. This woman there told me that anyone that comes between you and your exercise is LITERALLY TRYING TO KILL YOU because, according to her, fat people are jealous and don’t want other people to make them feel

There is so much wtf-ery in this story. Who the fuck lets a woman who just had her leg impaled catch a fucking Uber to the hospital?

Christian scientists...Idaho even lets them deny life saving healthcare to their children, because freedom.

How do you spiritually want health care? Or spiritually not want health care?

Remember when being wooden and boring was the worst thing a president could be???

I saw this thing about Al Gore where he talked about how when he watched movies with his kids he’d always pause it when they went to the bathroom and shush them to keep them from talking to respect the movie. He also talked about how he would write his friends from TN and feel bad because they had bad spelling and

This, as a republic view point, makes sense, because family planning actually IS a legitimate way to help some people get off of welfare. The evangelical tie makes absolutely no sense to me