When someone does something fucked up and regularly uses the passive voice run, run for your fucking life. lol

Right? They’re so hormonal, interferes with their rationality.

This reminds me of every conversation on the subject of politics I’ve had with my father in recent memory. It usually goes something like this...

In other news:

Does Donald realize that the investigation is going to be about why he ordered the raid and tweeted through it?

Yes, this is very clearly the ever-so-Canadian “trying desperately not to laugh to avoid offending everyone”.

Exactly. It’s the kind of chill reaction that an actual human being with perspective and a sense of humor might exhibit. He seems like the kinda guy who enjoys his work and hopes people see his movies, but anything beyond that is just a bonus.

It’s like watching someone with the mental capacity of Jell-O stumbling onto the concept of Machiavellianism. “Uh, don’t do anything so people will suffer, but then give them some benefits so it’s a little better. But maybe that’s too mean, IDK?”

The guy has never done a day’s work in his life, either. He just surrounds himself with yes men who are willing to take the blame when trump fucks something up. He’s a boss, not a leader.

He strikes me as the guy you want to be sitting beside when shit like this goes down. I love him.

the chances of Jeff being high throughout the entire ceremony were basically 10000%

Jordan Horowitz is the real winner of last night’s Oscars.

She’s intimidating as hell. In a good way.

Can’t wait for centrists to keep on pushing away the most engaged slice of their potential electorate and then react with insulted astonishment when somehow they continue hemorrhaging seats across the country.

Gotta love spite voters.

Oh Chaffee...no. You never go full Stein!

Chafee is like my favorite pair of gloves that I lost in the winter and didn’t find again until the following summer. It’s good to see you but I don’t need you right now. To the bottom of the sock drawer with you, Linc.

My representative, Jason “Why is it my problem if my neighbor owns slaves” Lewis of Minnesota-02, is spending his time off this week writing letters to the editor calling town halls “partisan, political-point scoring” and claiming his schedule is “particularly busy” and thus he’s unable to schedule a town hall (as…