That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Gisele's lower back is going to prison??

And so begins the death of the read option.

From way downtown, BANG!

You can tell Redick is putting his Duke education to use. Many players wouldn't think to build in the player option after a year.

Do you think House and JackO get to bring plus ones?

That's not even a question! It's a completely vacant thought

It's not that rare. The first six words are Kirstie's pep talk to her herself as she walks to the scale, and the last is the mirror image of the scale's reading.

This is an actual person though:

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

completely lost it at the "erase the woman on the right side" pic

Damn. All this time, we thought murder was a victimless crime.

I think Kobe plays another three years he'll be getting at least another two rings.

The Lakers delegation is expected to include... representatives from Time Warner cable, who will sell Howard on TV opportunities.

Oh wow, the Pats looking like assholes. Uncharted waters for them.

Simmons should have went for the deathblow and said that Rivers wasn't a real doctor.

Hernandez has had a rash of nightclub trouble.

those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.

The defense would just like to point out that, seconds after this photo was taken, Mr. Hernandez ended the call in his usual manner by slamming it repeatedly against the metal barrier.

he can't even throw a good dance party.