I thought it only counts if you yell “GLASS” as you’re shooting

Probably. Indians fans here in Cleveland are still pretty happy about the season they just had (though if the Cavs didn’t win, that’d go right out the widow).

+1 for Verily

Like, in unison? That’s crazy.

Morten Anderson is literally 57 years old. There’s a chance he could make it if he hadn’t retired 10 years ago.

Do you think he could name a work of literature by any author that he read, let alone found inspiring?

It already comes pre-chopped, but that doesn’t stop me from pretending I’m fucking Paul Bunyan

The cheating. It’s all about the cheating. We have really loyal, well-paid people working for us - pulling fire alarms, videotaping practices, deflating footballs. Whatever it takes. Cheating, definitely, that’s why we won today.

Can we also please have commercials featuring, say, only one celebrity/joke/theme? Holy mother of god these ads are overproduced to the point I have no idea what’s going on 7 seconds in

I for one refuse to wander the halls of a museum whose exhibits may or may not have been influenced by people on drugs that were totally fine at the time

Is it any different from any other news-paper in that regard?

[sees 20 comments ripping dumbness of comment and self]

Also, you can’t be tackled at the one-foot line or the one-inch line. There’s no fucking line there.

When it’s 4th and 10 I want them to say “4th and 120 inches”

I would like the 4th-and-inches down to be more specific

I think there’s a pretty large gap between a despotic banana republic and a country like ours, with a strong military and an old navy.

but the main thing I want to draw attention to, here, is Parker’s legs. Look how much of them he’s got!

I don’t know if he threw his defense under the bus. Didn’t really take responsibility for the drops, but he only referenced the Giants, the Packers, and the Packers’ offense in that quote. Giving credit where due isn’t the same as saying your defense is the reason you lost.

The TV?

It’s what some people use for some reason (along with misusing “myself”), but no, it’s not correct. “My parents made I string the lights” sounds dumb as hell, and whether you use subject or object pronouns doesn’t depend on whether it’s plural or not.