It’s probably impossible now for the younglings to understand the impact of the M*A*S*H finale. The reverse siphoning required to see how a hugely popular, groundbreaking show was the first genuine dramedy in a world that only had 3 channels held sway over the zeitgeist is probably not available as an app.

“The wave returns to the ocean.”

Ok, I know there are people who, absurdly in my opinion, believe that The Shield is only the second or third best finale of all time, so I was ready to see it dissed with a mere top three finish. But to omit it entirely... I have no words. You people have lost touch with reality.

The irishman was a film I really enjoyed, but I would never watch that in a cinema. If I don’t actually pause a really long movie, I want at least the knowledge that I totally can. Locking myself in for something three hours or longer is a thing I have increasingly little tolerance for.

I can’t stop laughing at Winning Team Publishing. Is this what they mean when they say manifest success?

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Let’s just throw conservative dicks under the bus.  

And all we had to do was vote in 2016.

Or skip the bribing and just customize it on the app. 

- Keely asking Mae if her name is short for anything and her replying “Maybe” and Keely calling her Maybe was hilarious

I’m all for a glass of bourbon but that is no longer a cocktail :)

Tom is obviously a very good tweezers-and-liquid-nitrogen chef like Buddha, but my guy Buddha has a much better sense of editing to make sure he can get his shit done (and done well) in the allotted time.

North is a girl.

Oh for God’s sake.

I never did see Big Sky but Katheryn Winnick would’ve gotten me to check it out if it ever actually sunk into my brain that she starred in it. I knew this! And yet.

I have it as well. Though I spent even less than pennies (it was a gift), I would gladly have paid full price for it. It hangs in a place of honor in the middle/front section of the tree every year. (Though I had to take the batteries out after my kid pressed the button for the 522nd time.)

I must have it.

Dude, relax. I heard only HALF the guys who work there fucked your mom.

Like so many things, a good Old Fashioned is deceptively simple. If you’re making the mix from scratch, it could take years to get the perfect balance of ingredients.

The problem is that the Wisconsin Old Fashioned is a weird bird. It includes cherry juice and Sprite (or something similar). Hence the mix to add those flavors. That said, it is nothing like a traditional Old Fashioned. At all.