The matching nosebleeds are a nice touch.

A word: hilarious.

Also gone: Robin Hood Daffy

The only ambiance I care about is a lack of screaming kids running around. If the food is good and the place is clean, I’m not that fussy.

It’s not going to melt itself!  Or...

There are a number of things I would love to do with Jennifer Coolidge.

oops you just failed your police officer exam

I got a MeowMeowBeenz notification for this?

I mean, what else are you going to drink while playing Euchre?

I would also accept Mr Boston Five Star.

Shameful, irresponsible and stupid

That Irish-Italian war caused generations of resentment, and when the Italians landed on the beaches and took Dublin this hatred became almost a part of the national culture.

“Although Italians aren’t particularly fond of the Irish” As a hybrid of both whose paisan relatives married all Irishmen, this isn’t necessarily the case. Our family comes from the north. Perhaps other areas in Italy are different; ours was more likely to give a side-eye towards the French on a regular basis.…

Unreal.  Find someone to love you as much as Democratic elites love making it impossible for anything progressive to ever happen ever.

Are they gonna watch a TV show with sex, violence, and profanity?”

I was gonna comment this. Live Free or Die Hard is a really fun movie too.

Dude gets shot through a carton of egg nog, mid-gulp!  Doesn’t get more Christmasy than that!

A Charlie Brown Christmas is great, no doubt. It’s not a movie. Ditto Grinch and Rudolph (though that last hasn’t held up)

Please Georgia, for the sake of any and everything, make sure Aunt Pitty-Pat gets dog walked for constantly stick her...nose...into the political affairs of other states.