At least the Lego one's actually blocks.

They should just go all in on Plan B and abort the franchise.

So she gets to balk, like, a dozenty times? What a cheetah.

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Brazilian halftime speech: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Mineirão?"

After confirming that he is both about to become a pro athlete and recently punched a teen, police have charged Hairston with two counts of making middle-aged guys jealous.

Depends. If the thugs are the pavement underneath you and the only weapon available is his face, I'd take Greg.

Can occasional contributors answer questions?

Do any of y'all know whether it's possible to make $6745 per week working from home and using nothing but google?

I was Philip D. Bag, a costumed character that taught children the importance of recycling paper. I found this gig on Craigslist. That's me in the picture.

So last week I was hungry. Hey cabinets, whatcha got? A whole lotta nothing. Man I hate it when you're Jonesing for some sweet eats and your casa is serving up a big old plate full of nada. What's a boy to do? I went to my room to find some duds and kicks and woo boy that place is a rat's nest. There's old clothes,…

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

How else would both the Cleveland fans read it?

The Nomad is a great fucking bar with an awesome staff and good sense of humor. I think they know what they're doing.