I love you guys. Unabashedly.

Not sure if this was part of the original script for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

[phone falls apart]

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

I believe muggers can be dissuaded based on your Kinja. Print out some of your most starred comments and whenever you get attacked, show them how many stars you got. Kinja stars def translate into real world respect.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Ok, no. Repeating the word like every two words and pronouncing every word with an upward inflection is obnoxious regardless of gender. Kinda reaching with that.

Some psychic. Couldn’t even predict she was going to get cancer...

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

Internet Woman Shits All Over Famous-ish Person Using Her Resources to Actually Help People, And Though She Might Be Blind to the Ways Her Privilege Shapes Her Perspective, It’s Still Far More Than Internet Woman Will Do

Does that mean, by virtue, that teaching about World War II glorifies Hitler?