As a white Buffalonian (?) I love Tyrod Taylor. Trying to explain to my friends and Family, that no, he is a phenomenal QB, has become tiresome. I would love to believe that it has nothing to do with race, but thats probably me just being way too hopeful.

“Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner”

Me thinks large granite bolders need to become part of this home owners next landscaping project.

OK, fine. What an *alleged* fucking scumbag.

Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

Cashier: Are you guys gonna rob the store?

Holy shit the NFL is stupid. First of all, the players aren’t protesting the NFL’s not giving enough money to certain charities. The players aren’t protesting the NFL AT ALL. So offering money to charities as a way to stop protests that aren’t really about that feels kind of sleazy and manipulative (and by the way, if…

Fucking perfect. War should always be #1.

Absolutely. “War” effin rules.

Posting while drunk is never a good idea. The correct order is:

a soupcon of uncontrollable diarrhea

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Lemme google that for you. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_(gridiron_football)

Yes.

Look, we have to examine the bigger picture here. Yes, the fumble allowed Florida International to score. But if he’d punted the ball there, it’s entirely possible it would have been run back for a TD, which would have reflected badly on the entire special teams unit. If he’d taken a knee for a loss, the defense might…

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

The lowest form of life. Stop.

People can say what they want but Pittsburgh absolutely has one of the best skylines and cityscapes in America.

Holy macaroni what a bad take