lol

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

“Good comment”- Herschel Walker

Our feeling was the worst thing that could happen would be a re-injury of the calf — so the Achilles came as a complete shock.

How very sad but damned if she didn’t make the most of her life. 

Last week was the one-year anniversary of losing a good friend of ours very suddenly. She left behind a husband and three children. It still hits me hard every couple of days and it’s all I can do to keep from ugly-crying in public. I hope Gabriele’s family and friends can find peace and comfort through their grief as…

LOL who gives a fuck

That part stuck with me, because in the last couple years I’ve known multiple people who died or nearly died because their symptoms were dismissed by medical professionals who assumed they knew what was going on. It’s disturbing to wonder just how many deaths each year can be directly attributed to doctors who form an…

Like hundreds of other readers, I was worried about you to the point of being mildly embarrassed; we are total strangers. I’m glad you’re ok.

Can you do multiple Shakespeares?

Jon and Tyrion are the golden boys, women should be murdered, sounds like the show to me!

ACTUALLY, she returned as a wight, not a white walker *pushes up glasses and snivels off to be pedantic in another comment thread*

Anonymous sources are only acceptable when it comes to smearing some kid’s draft stock for “character concerns.”

He wouldn't yell at the cloud, he'd just lecture it as to why the movie "Teen Wolf" is, from a strictly technical standpoint, the best film of all time.

Has a cooler name ever been wasted on a bigger dipshit? 

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

He is a total weirdo but he is like a 2015 weirdo. Harmless stuff like thinking pork is preferable to chicken is heartwarming in 2018.

I fucking hate the Cubs (Indians fan, unfortunately) but to say the Cubs are lucky this year is to gratuitously cherrypick.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

To me it actually does matter a bit. One reason I go to see a Tom Cruise movie is that I know that he cares deeply about making as good a movie as he can, limitations in the screenplay (or his own acting/suitability (The Mummy)) be damned. Tom Cruise really tries goddammit! When he stops doing his own stunts it will…