I’m talking about planes, because really who wants to talk about Trump. We know he’s an awful person, and it’s depressing how many people still want to vote for him, so why not have planes?

I mean, we had to know he’d go that route. Gives him plausible deniability (to the deplorables anyway). At least, it does until he loses the suit, but that’s a “later” problem.

Hmm, yeah, unless they’ve secretly hired AJ, I’m guessing the Grey Lady is pretty safe there.

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots…

Today, my camp issued the following statement:

What’s Happening with the 49ers?

Sideshow Bob + the guy from Memento=

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

Make better jokes.

I can never tell if you guys making this comment are either joking and not being very original about it or are just dumb. The business of cars both influences and is influenced by politics. This is car news.

Cars are a multi trillion dollar industry with global reach and political importance. This is literally writing about auto news.

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He’s an editor here. He probably isn’t going anywhere. It might be in your better interest for you to fuck off, instead.

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

I don’t consider asking for a living wage outrageous.

They’ll do fine until they play the Eagles.
*completely uneducated fan, only cares about Wentz because I’m from North Dakota....Go Bison!*

Eagles are gonna fuck this team up in a few weeks.