I hope this is just trolling and you’re not the complete idiot you appear to be. Thinking positive!

Did you just pull an “All Lives Matter?”

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

Well, I learned from this post that kickers are held to the same academic standards as other college football players, so there’s that.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Why the hell would I watch a Buccaneers game?

I just hope they don’t monkey around with his rehab.

“Yay! Another big man! Our team is the biggest! We win!”

I think it can best be explained by this Herzog quote:

Jeb is a MESS

To be fair, it was that or play for the Browns.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“To me, it was embarrassing to watch that these are our two candidates,” Kaepernick said Tuesday. “Both are proven liars and it almost seems like they’re trying to debate who’s less racist. And at this point, talking with one of my friends, it was, you have to pick the lesser of two evils, but in the end, it’s…

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

Or that Gul Dukat was the prefect of Bajor? Come on Gary, get your shit together. This isn’t 2138.

If that was true the party and its candidates wouldn’t be the fucking joke it is now.