Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

It’s amazing how the media has whipped up a horse race JUST IN TIME for the debates, this has to be perhaps the most coincidental set of circumstances of all time! 

Nate’s whole thing is that emotionally over-invested partisans (non-sociopaths) continually read too much into every little event, aided by narrative-driven media members.

No team carries three rookie lottery pick centers. They don’t get the minutes to develop. They selected these centers on purpose, as part of a plan. It was a bad plan.

That’s how small ball works. The larger players you have, the smaller the ball looks.

Hear me out: Five Centers.

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

If a doctor tells me, ‘Hey that’s it and this is how that is,’ and I don’t buy that. I have the right to disagree with you.”

Nuh uh. Superman does good. You need to do well in school.

Or you could just go to a state school and coast through life like me. Way easier that way, IMO.

He might be legit, but is he elite? Those words share most letters.

It’s not enough for you to kill millions of chickens—you have to force them to go down the hatch right beside their babies? Does this “turn you on?”

Gentlemen, gentlemen, it is ok. Both of you can equally be annoying as fuck at this point. No need to fight over it.

Come to Pennsylvania. You’ll find a whole lot more where that asshole comes from.

Everything about this story is fucking awesome. This guy, Kevin Harlan, that suck-ass game, all of it. Fantastic.

Kevin Harlan is on the Mt Rushmore of broadcasters. This is the worst football game I've seen in years.

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.