As a Bears fan, I’m just glad we were facing the Giants as Gould missed twice. Yea, he was a fan favorite and still pretty good, but he was cut because it made no sense to pay a kicker on a shitty team 4+ million dollars.

May you forever be remembered as an American hero.

I was tempted to write in my delightfully goofy golden retriever. I think he would have polled better and it least it would have forced the Supreme Court to once and for all clarify “dog years.”

Don’t blame me! I voted for Kodos!

As ugly as it looks, Joakim is surprisingly effective from 12-17 feet.

Oooo... Wasn’t expecting an Arab Strap reference today.

The Chicago media has been very careful to say that he has been the first POSITION player to get his first hit in the World Series. I’ve been taking that to mean a pitcher - presumably an AL pitcher - has done so before. Any idea if that’s the case?

That’s just SEC Football, y’all.

To be fair, his handlers managed to cut his preferred follow up line, “the bitch wouldn’t even let me grab her twat!”

Yes but will they be seated in the front row at the next debate?

And he just made another rock solid play.

His growth has been amazing. He’s always been capable of mind bending defensive plays, but his development at the plate has almost been more impressive. During his first lengthy stint in the big leagues, he struck out over 40% of the time. He still does strike out more than most, bu he’s nearly cut that in half. He’d…

I realize I’m only proving your point, but god damn do I want some bourbon mayo on my next sandwich.

Yeah but it’s definitely a funnier bit when it’s been shrunk down and typed out.

Actually I hadn’t. And while I didn’t MEAN to be that person, I’m now glad that I was. After all, you did ask for “anybody” to respond. Or were you specifically referring to HIPPA people?

He doesn’t have a contract with her; Sony does. They’ve actually offered to let her continue recording with a different producer but she has declined. Sony has countered by saying that they will pretty much sue the ever loving hell out of her if she releases music through anyone but themselves.

Ugh. I don’t mean to be that person, but it’s HIPAA, and it really doesn’t apply here.

I love that Trump and his supporters point to the Clintons’ marriage as some unforgivable moral violation when Trump is currently with his third wife.

I take it that he is a “diversity guru” in the same sense that Mike Myers is a love guru, right?

I say this as a Cubs fan. The lack of self awareness among the vocal minority of Cardinals fans is astounding. I’ve no problem admitting that the Cubs benefit from having a huge fan base of largely casual fans, many of whom are as interested in the party than the game itself. It’s these people that make the Baseball’s…