I’m torn on this one. Yes, fuck this guy, but I’ve just grown so accustomed to hating everything the NCAA does.

McCartney was garbage. I say that mostly because He opened with Drive My Car, which is not just a bad Beatles song, but is damn near offensive to the ears.

How is the fact that he is facing charges gross? He threw shit at someone’s head.

Except security wasn’t there. If they had been this wouldn’t be an issue.

Except it wasn’t just words. If words follow an attack, they could very reasonably be interpreted as a prelude to a follow up attack.

Thanks for Jake Arrieta, Baltimore. Heh heh ... Suckers.

Agreed that “kinda” is selling it short, but he isn’t guilty of “starting” this. He was assaulted initially. There isn’t a description of words were exchanged or the manner in which they were exchanged. With that in mind, dude had it coming.

As an Illinois grad, I was unaware that we had football fans. In recent years, we had the one Rosebowl appearance and the promise of Juice Williams being a Heisman candidate. Those each went about as well as could be expected.

Why not stay in Chicago and enjoy beer from any number of breweries that don’t suck? Bonus: don’t have to spend time in Wisconsin.

New Glarus sucks out loud. It seems like they intentionally make a number of potentially good-ish beers and the go back and remove 60% of the flavor. I will internet fight any dickweed that wants to claim Spotted Cow is a great beer.

As much as every piece of this shitting on the Packers is delightful to a Bears fan like me, I’m somehow most amused by the dude that thinks that pneumonia is caused by low temperatures.

As a Bears fan that actually doesn’t even hate Jay Cutler as a person, I admire the optimism of the guy who thinks we’ll go 8-8.

Theo Epstein is much too smart to have made up that conversation. Also, there wasn’t enough time between interviews for Chapman to be briefed on what he was supposed to have remembered from the conversation - the “good neighbor” piece, specifically - for the most likely explanation to be anything other than what was…

Wait, what do you mean that others have “Melania’d” that deal? Do you mean that the company that pays you to publicize a deal paid others to advertise the same deal? Don’t get me wrong, it’s a solid product and nice deal; but it’s not as though Melania was paid to rip off Michelle.

Wait, what do you mean that others have “Melania’d” that deal? Do you mean that the company that pays you to…

The fuck did the Bears do to you?

That’s a hell of a team. They’ll undoubtedly contend for the 2010 NBA title.

Because I can’t resist being a contrarian... does the policy state that a doctor of the insurer’s choosing gets to make the determination?

And Alabama fans. Wait... Touché.

Not to be a TOTAL dick (but also to be a total dick), but the fudge on the bottom of the sundae is a Seinfeld take. It pops up in the episode where Jerry and Elaine fly back to New York with Jerry in first class and Elaine in coach.

I think that would have already come to light at this point. As fucked up as it is, Sandusky was enabled because Penn State had football games to win, dammit!