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Leftist domestic terror body count: 0

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“I hate people who hate fascists” is the sort of thing only a fascist would say.

Right on schedule! The hostage-tape speeches never last longer than 24 hours.

They can’t understand globalization.

Budweiser or Miller or Coors or PBR or some kind of regular domestic beer.

Yup, fuck that guy who founded the website. He knew exactly what he was doing and now he wants to backpedal because the monster he created keeps churning out terrorists and it’s finally being scrutinized by the mass media. What a piece of shit.

Chris Harrison and company couldn’t even vet the guy proposing when he already had a girlfriend back home. However, isn’t his show about bouncing around from girl to girl or boy to boy? And all of them are just there for Instagram fame, anyway. His show is anything but a valiant effort to finding love. What an asinine

Yeah, this may be the most believable thing I have ever heard. 

Ivanka could not believe her father was not only idolizing an airhead heiress caught blowing a guy on a night-vision video but encouraging her to follow Paris’s lead.

“She’s a frum Donatella Versace, her platinum hair parted severely down the middle, clad in increasingly conservative floor-length dresses, with an uncanny-valley beauty that’s the inverse of her father’s slack meat sack, and speaking in the ever-huskier whisper of a phone-sex operator who went to boarding school.”

Atlas is more of a personality test than a novel.

Yeah, you know, as it turns out, THIS IS A MOVIE FOR KIDS, YOU HOLLYWOOD REPORTER WEIRDOS!

SO, THE SORT OF NEED FOR SEXUAL TENSION SUGGESTED IN A MODERATELY CREEPY REVIEW ELSEWHERE WAS NOT REALLY AN ISSUE?

I don’t understand the tone of this article. This is fabulous. Being a free hotline service, I fail to see how the way it’s structured would favor white/wealthy women over others. If anything, marginalized women and femmes are MORE likely to take advantage of it, because they are less likely to have access to this

The assholes who are blaming video games for Vanilla Isis can go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw. Those were two different grown ass men who wanted to lash out at non-White people because they feel entitled to everything and they’re terrified by their irrelevance.

Yes. believe it or not in the 1990's Ben Carson was a hero of the black community.

He should be fed to his pigs.

“I am obviously not a white supremacist. I go for days without seeing another white face,” he told me. “I put up with racial problems similar to that of colored people in the 1960s, the black people of the 1970s, the African Americans of the 1980s, the people of color of the 1990s, and I am not sure what the