We really aren’t talking enough about the fact that Massimo Giannulli is a USC alum. His daughters were both legacies. 

Daughter number two looks as though she is absolutely loving the paparazzi. I have a feeling this is just the beginning of their fame. 

Social media participation is the primary identity for many people like Jade. That’s gone now. The nature of the medium will ensure that no matter what she puts out there, a critical mass of replies will disrupt it. In the span of a few hours, a big chunk of her orientation to the world was obliterated and will likely…

I can’t really muster sympathy. I don’t wish, like, death or whatever on her because it sounds like she was kind of a dupe rather than a perpetrator. But, most of us* learn painfully that decisions have consequential outcomes, and that usually happens a lot younger than she is now. She’s just been insulated from the…

I refused to watch the clip to see what he was talking about, but it kind of makes sense that his favorite pie is a mass produced explosion of sugar and preservatives. Clearly nobody loved this child. 

I worked for Cydcore its a multi level marketing scam, a real big one. 

David Mamet is really good at writing plays about shitty people because as they say “write what you know.”

David Mamet is a right wing nut and admirer of Sarah Palin.  If I ever get in trouble I would not want him defending me.

You love to sit across bright people who want to charm and impress you, it’s a tremendous ego boost, but bullshitters do great in interviews,

The assumption is that they pay *the school* and that it isn’t guarenteed. Not some guy who runs a fake non-profit to bribe SAT proctors and coaches in order to get around the not-guarenteed part/make the kid think they got it without a trampoline-level leg-up. The shock is really more about how stupid and wildly out…

People knew that the rich bought their way into the elite schools; I think the shock is the use of a middleman, elaborate cheating schemes, and bribing what is effectively the “middle-management” at the colleges rather than just paying for a new library. After all, Yale could use an international airport.

The biggest surprise to me is that people actually seem surprised. Didn’t we always assume that the rich paid to get their kids into whatever school they wanted? I know I always assumed that was the case. Maybe we’re just all collectively amazed that they’re actually finally getting in trouble for it, even though…

Getting into to college is harder than staying in college.  Especially places like USC.

I would believe this is the real Olivia Jade but I am 100% certain she doesn’t know how to italicize. That wonky first sentence almost had me fooled, though.  

You think the cheating stopped once they got in? How are your friends Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and Eater Bunny doing?

The poster “Livvie Jade” is most likely Tomato Troll. Do not respond or promote.

She’ll probably lose Amazon after she quits/gets booted from USC, but notice that all of the rest are cosmetics/fashion brands. They don’t GAF about this because the tweens who follow her likely aren’t any paying attention to it and will go on begging mom and dad for her stuff because she promotes it.

omg i dated a guy whose apartment lobby had free starbucks. so he refused to ever set up his coffee maker. i had to walk down the hallway every morning to get the fucking free coffee. it was. so. fucking. tacky. and the worst coffee.

Whooooooo?! (I know you won’t say. And I’m not surprised, just nosey. :)

Also I think Ariana is not vegan. I mean she has been wearing / carrying designer leather bags and shoes all this time, at the least. I think she tried it out then slid back to whatever she had been doing without an announcement about it.

I work for a musician and I’m here to shock y’all...sometimes they endorse stuff they don’t use/consume/care about. Yep. It’s the next Panama Papers.