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Every speech Trump gives from now on...

For the Lincoln comments alone. Jesus christ. 

TRUMP: I— I disagree. Look, it’s been acknowledged. Although they do say Abraham Lincoln was treated really badly. I must say that’s the one. If you can believe it, Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly. But nobody’s been treated badly like me. And this way I can fight the dishonest media, the corrupt…

“Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly. But nobody’s been treated badly like me.”

They reduced the daily briefings to nothing because trumps brain is like rotten pudding.

Well, when he explains it like that...how can you not agree that he needs intensive psychiatric care?

This is why, even if it had a non zero chance of success, I’m not particularly motivated to see Trump impeached because I want to see that motherfucker LOSE and lose big.

President Biden - or pretty much any Democratic President - would surround themselves with infinitely better and more qualified people than the grifters and scum that Trump has appointed. My concern is what scorched earth these asshole will leave behind when Trump loses next year.

But he’s winning everywhere and he’s the smartest and most handsome man who everybody likes and people the best people are coming up to him all the times and giving him the most beautiful amazing chocolate cake and asking him where he get his suits that are most incredible suits that look so amazing on a fit man such…

I will celebrate the day he dies... in fact there’s a long list of these fucking tyrants whose obituaries I’ll rub one out to as I read them.

“I just had a meeting with somebody that’s a pollster and I’m winning everywhere, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Everyone just needs to tell him he’s winning. There’s no need to even campaign, because he;s got this. Winning, I tell ya.

‘“Those polls don’t exist,” Trump told ABC News on Thursday. “I just had a meeting with somebody that’s a pollster and I’m winning everywhere, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.”’

I would pay to watch Werner Herzog read from the phone book.

Thank god she is doing a new junket.

Yeah, I can’t help but get the impression that David and Dan rubbed a lot of creative talent the wrong way. Martin seems to have distanced himself from them, and doesn’t seem to have had much, if any, input after Season 4. And you’ve also got actors, even actors that they supposedly adored like Lena Headey, saying…

At first I was like, and then I was like.

Aanyone else having tantrums, entitled attitude, Muppet show worthy unnatural yellow hair, logic based on blind loyalty and poor discussion table chemistry would be gone. I wonder if the ratings have gone up because of the sideshow she brings because she is not that pleasurable to watch and half of the time its cringe…