Stupid.

The debates will definitely be telling, and I don’t think Joe Biden will come out the other side looking very good. His current popularity stems largely from Obama nostalgia and his time as VP, but people forget that Biden is far more moderate than Obama ever was (which is why he was chosen in the first place), and…

Warren is going to tear Biden a new asshole so much that like his policies and actions, he won’t know which side to shit from.

Don’ worry, Sam. You’ll always be Crewman Number 6, I mean, Guy to me. ;) 

I’ll never be 100% trusting of anyone who gets their politics from CTH. Those chodes are a leftist grift.

Chapo’s pretty fuckin annoying and white/bro, but at least some of the kids who listen to it will go on to become actual socialists, so that’s good. 

I always refer to her wardrobe as Aunt Pittypat’s parlor fusnishings. I have long been of the belief her stylist hates her guts.

I wonder why no one talks about Tyler Perry and his long history of hiring non-union actors and writers.. He should get tons of shit for this!

Me too. But I take some comfort in that a meeting like this won’t be happening. Pretty sure hell would freeze over before the Cambridges would invite Dump and Melanoma into their home to meet the kids. And I hope it pisses him off. 

Saw it tagged elsewhere—fittingly—as “Flowers in the Attic”

Fergie wants to go back to being Stacy Ann Ferguson, since names, like marriages, don’t always last forever.

It took me a couple of articles to realize that Hello Peril is a take on yellow peril. That’s...an awesome band name.

The little detail that Aziraphale has had the exact same haircut for 6,000 years killed me.

This is what happens when men write and direct women’s stories. 

I sort of feel like McCain only “opened the door” in the sense that he had to open a door to a room labeled “Potential VP Candidates willing to run against Barack Obama after 8 years of the Republican rule in the throes of a massive financial crisis”

“Master Race ” genes at their finest....

Am I? Am I really?

I assume she was the lowest bidder for the job and the court official responsible for securing the contract was too lazy to vet her at all because she looked and sounded “respectable.” It happens, especially in small towns like this. I hope the county has the insurance they’re going to need for all the lawsuits.