I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this. No, I will not watch your scary movie but I will read the entire plot on Wikipedia.

I’ve never assembled ikea furniture with another person for that very reason. I don’t care if the instructions say it’s a two person job. I will make that shit work by myself and preserve my interpersonal relationships, thank you very much.

It is pretty ironic, and it just goes to show how terrible he really is at business. For all that he’s gained the undying allegiance of his deplorable followers, there’s so many more people to whom he’s now entirely toxic. He used to be known by the average Joe for his TV role on the Apprentice, but now he’s put all…

Just a daily reminder that a lot of Trump supporters voted for him because a man who lives in a apartment in Manhattan in a golden tower with his name on it “understands the working class”

Never have I fought with or hated a loved one more than when assembling IKEA furniture. It’s the ultimate relationship test.

Imagine the horror when they’re forced to assemble cheap furniture with only pictographic instructions and a hex key.

Pfah. It’ll be torn down and turned into a Baby Gap with a David Chang chain restaurant on top.

My suggestion:

For absolutely no good reason, I hated that show. I know it's psychological and based on how my father used to put other overachieving kids on a pedestal while ignoring the accomplishments of his own kids. But something about how these kids are paraded out to do a song and dance for our amusement always grated on me…

“Guess Steve didn’t wake up early enough to read Variety.”

Yup and told his LA staff not to look at him or talk to hin without going through “his people.” Because as we know asking people stupid questions is taxing.

Steve burned his staff in Chicago when he move to LA and didn’t tell anyone they were all losing their jobs. Went into work and told them to ‘talk to the hand’ until he left.  Karma is still a five letter word.

Steve lost his talk show gig because he burned the network. While he was lecturing on “playing the game” his agents were engaging in double dipping. There’s a quiet war going on between content creators, studio/ networks and agents. For a few years, agencies have been putting together “package deals” which forces…

If Scott Walker was on fire and I had a glass of water, not only would I drink it, but I wouldn’t even use any of the leftover spit in my mouth to help him.

Cooke Maroney is a white dude name generator-ass name.

They’re right about one thing - Trump yard signs can be a useful tool.

From a distance, America’s whole right-wing base seems to be comprised of two groups: grifters, and their marks.

Who Died Tonight? All of those Parents who Named their Children “Dany” over the last four years.

I’m not worried about him losing this show. He still has like 17 other jobs. The thing that got me is: He’s getting divorced again??? The author of such brilliant and insightful tomes as “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man”, and “Get This, Get Rich” is about to surpass his buddy, Trump, in the failed marriage dept???…

I hope she only gets probation and a lot of community service.  Aunt Becky on the other hand, should definitely go to jail