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There’s something about that picture (the smeared eye makeup? the thumbs up? the need to post it to begin with?) that rubs me the wrong way.

And also, screw you Trader Joe for no longer carrying MY favorite cereal. Particularly displeased. The struggle is real.

I was particularly displeased with my local grocery for being out of my favorite cereal three weeks in a row.

I cannot hear to the bottom of the icy silence that I hope greeted them when they showed their traitorous faces.

The Rabbi who converted her sent out a statement against Trump today. I think it is in NY magazines twitter feed.

The chief of each branch of the military has issued a statement on racism that seems like a clear rebuke of Trump. This is in addition to the nearly universal condemnation by the military of his attempted trans ban and refusal to implement it. It’s pretty remarkable to see such open dissent from active duty military

Can someone please tell me: Are Jared and Ivanka still welcome at their synagogue? Are they still part of the congregation every week? And if so, WHY THE FUCK?!!!!!!!

Psh, Jews aren’t smart! You’re confusing them with the Orientals!

Add Benjamin Netanyahu’s son, Yair, to your list. He just came out against—wait for it—the leftist scum BLM and antifa who hate America and Israel! Nazis? No biggie, who cares.

they wouldn’t recognize racism if they saw it.

Elle Reeve, the Vice journalist who scooped and out-performed all the networks with her astounding report on HBO Monday night should get the Emmy and the Peabody next year for the most comprehensive, insightful, and brutally honest documentary.

yet these fucking nebbishes are just plodding around, shitting on the graves of their ancestors.

“Just landed in Bedminster”.

When I learn about assholes like this, I’m always curious about their early life, before they pulled the asshole move that was such an asshole move it made them famous. Like, how did his fledging assholery manifest in middle school? At family Thanksgivings? On dates? There must be some gradual progression into these

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Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Me, in response to this headline:

Apparently the fascists were preparing for all-out war in Charlottesville:

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.